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instagram: @beemayesing
smile at everyone and laugh at everything.
a lot of shit is pretty cool



"Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow."


-m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)


michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: owenhartofficial)


cccale:

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

oh my god^


"I’m not gonna sit around and waste my precious divine energy trying to explain and be ashamed of things you think are wrong with me."



Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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rejoins:

when friends are over and mom asks what we want for dinner

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plantsnmusic:

it’s hard to come to terms with shitty stuff you’ve done in the past bc you want to be a good person and you want to pretend you’ve always been a good person but it’s okay that you’ve done shitty stuff! as long as you address that shitty stuff when it’s brought up and apologize for it. we are all evolving all the time and we’ve all made countless mistakes but if can accept that they were mistakes we can learn from them and move on.